Ever?

Have you ever had a friend that was really picky about food?
You probably have, and if that doesn't bother you, than you are a better person than me. 'Cause grown people who are picky just gets under my skin and is one of my biggest pet peeves.

I have this one friend especially, lets call her Bonnie. Whenever she comes to my house, all she wants to eat is bread. None of my food is good enough for her, except my bread. I offer salsa, ewww, I offer apples or any kind of fruit, and she scrunches up her nose in disguise. By this time, I'm think what do you want from? This is all I have, if that is not good enough for you then I guess you wouldn't eat! But of course I can't say that and neither can I say, since you never like what I feed you, then don't ask to come to my house!

But whenever there is something she likes, its usually something I don't want to feed her cause its my personal stash, or being saved for "a rainy day" and she wants to eat it all.
Ex. my mother just sent over brownies, theres two left sitting on the counter, also there are two kinds of ice cream in the fridge, and I have some pastries left over.
She wants: a brownie, both scoops of ice cream (which she might not even eat!) and at least two pastries.
By the time she is done, there is nothing left for me when I get the munchies at night. I try to tell her no, but then she asks "why?"
damn it she always asks me why! I was taught that no means no! I guess she was raised by wolves! And I don't always have a reason why, by saying I don't want to feed your freaking pie hole cause you annoy me is of course something I can't say.

She is actually a really good friend, until it comes to food. Whenever someone passes by her with a bag of pretzels her eyes light up and she asks "can I have some?"
I just want to turn to her and say, can't you not eat for two seconds? sometimes people actually want to eat their food and not share it! This time I can actually day those things!
And oh yeah she is as skinny as a supermodel!

I tried the can I have everything in your fridge act when I was at her house, and it didn't work. Maybe because I have manners. All in all I think she just likes to control things!

Many of times to get her to shut up about different foods (cause she is not open to anything different! It's always weird to her. And that's another pet peeve of mine.) I tell her she should be a food critic. But I would never really want her to be one, because for example if you don't like lobster and have to go criticize lobster of course you aren't going to like it, even if its actually good lobster. So it would be extremely unfair to the chef.
now that I have gotten that off my chest, I feel alot better.
So heres to the leech! She will suck everything from you, but only if she likes your blood.